The Prevent Defense Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Commanders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
90%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Commanders's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.