The Garbage-Time Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Commanders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
88%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Commanders drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jayden Daniels
- Stefon Diggs
- Rachaad White
- Chig Okonkwo
- Antonio Williams
- Devin Neal
- Wendell Smallwood
- Jaden Bradley
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.