The Blown Coverage Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Commanders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
86%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Commanders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.