The Hamstring Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Commanders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
90%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Commanders's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.