The Bad Spot Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Commanders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
83%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Commanders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.