The Snap Count Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Commanders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
88%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Commanders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.