The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Commanders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
92%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Commanders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.