The Mystery Tweak Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Commanders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Commanders drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.