The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Commanders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
79%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Commanders, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.