The Mystery Tweak Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Commanders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
75%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Commanders, Commanders, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.