The Mystery Tweak Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Commanders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
81%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Commanders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.