The Hamstring Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Commanders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
82%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Commanders's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.