The Bad Spot Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Commanders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
79%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Commanders's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.