The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Commanders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
82%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Commanders's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.