The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Commanders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
85%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Commanders scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.