The Snap Count Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Commanders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
88%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Commanders drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.