The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Commanders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
79%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Commanders's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.