The Garbage-Time Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Commanders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
80%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Commanders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.