The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Commanders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
87%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Commanders, Commanders, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.