The Snap Count Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Commanders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
90%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Commanders's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.