The Late Scratch Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Commanders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
84%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Commanders's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.