The Prevent Defense Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Commanders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
87%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Commanders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.