The Bad Spot Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Commanders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
82%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Commanders's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.