The Blown Coverage Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Commanders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
74%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Commanders's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.