The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Commanders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
91%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Commanders, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.