The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Commanders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
76%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Commanders drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.