The Bad Spot Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Commanders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
72%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Commanders, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.