The Garbage-Time Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Commanders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
74%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Commanders's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.