The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Commanders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
91%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Commanders drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.