The Late Scratch Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Commanders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
78%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Commanders, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.