The Late Scratch Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
- Smallwood gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
85%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smallwood drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.