The Stuffed Run Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Smallwood is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smallwood drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.