The Doink Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Lutz is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Ref: "Number Lutz, that's a flag." Lutz: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lutz drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.