The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Lutz sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Giants fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lutz's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.