The Upright Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Lutz is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Lutz goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Lutz scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.