The Upright Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Lutz hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
88%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Lutz scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Cam Little
- Jake Bates
- Chris Boswell
FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.