The Doink Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Lutz will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
89%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lutz's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.