The Late Scratch Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Lutz's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Lutz, Lutz, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.