The Late Scratch Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Lutz will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lutz's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.