The Shank Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Lutz trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
73%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lutz, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.