The Hamstring Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Lutz will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lutz drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.