The Upright Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Lutz's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Lutz scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.