The Phantom Flag Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Lutz. Lutz does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Lutz warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
87%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lutz's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.