The Shank Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Ref: "Number Lutz, that's a flag." Lutz: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
79%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lutz drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.