The Wind Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Lutz trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- The broadcast shows Lutz on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Lutz sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lutz, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.