The Shank Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Lutz is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Lutz sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Lutz scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.