The Wide Left Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Lutz gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
73%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lutz drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.