The Upright Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Lutz is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
85%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lutz's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.