The Late Scratch Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Lutz warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
87%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lutz's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.