The Shank Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Lutz gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lutz's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.